An Interview with a 5-Year-Old

I saw this on a couple of friends' Facebook pages and thought it was hysterical. I gave it a shot tonight with Miss S. It went as follows:

An Interview with Miss S, age 5

March 5, 2009

1. What is something your mommy always says to you? I love you.

2. What makes your mommy happy? When I am nice.

3. What makes your mommy sad? When I hit E.

4. How does your mommy make you laugh? She tickles me.

5. What was your mommy like as a little girl? She ate cookies.

6. How old is your mommy? 18

7. How tall is your mommy? 17 inches

8. What is your mommy's favorite thing to do? Play with me.

9. What does your mommy do when you're not around? (This one came with two answers from Miss S) (a) Is this a contest or something? & (b) The babysitter comes.

10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for? (again, two answers....) (a) posing (?) & (b) making the best macaroni

11. What is your mommy really good at? Cooking

12. What is your mommy not very good at? Nothing

13. What does your mommy do for her job? Read

14. What is your mommy's favorite food? Sushi

15. What makes you proud of your mommy? When I ask her to play with me and she says ok.

16. If your mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be? Hello Kitty

17. What do you and your mommy do together? Go on walks

18. How are you and your mommy the same? We both have brown hair.

19. How are you and your mommy different? My fingernails are pink and hers are white.

20. How do you know your mommy loves you? She kisses me.

21. What does your mommy like most about your daddy? They have dates together.

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? To Sonic....to get me some ice cream.